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Cartoon party carnival: kids dancing with a DJ, a Nerf battle, school pupils dancing and a family celebration with gifts and balloons
★ Every party fully hosted ★Clear prices

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Party packages & prices in Glasgow

Birthday discos, Nerf battles, school discos and family celebrations, all with clear prices up front. Pick your party, check your date, and we will bring the fun.

What you get at every Funky Kids Party

  • ★ We run the whole party

    A party host leads every minute, so there are no awkward gaps or bored kids.

  • ★ Sound & lighting brought in

    We turn your hall or function room into a dance floor or battle zone.

  • ★ Games, challenges & silly prizes

    Non-stop interaction and laughs from start to finish.

  • ★ Stress-free for parents

    You book the venue and bring the cake. We set up and pack down.

Kids discos

Birthday disco packages

Three two-hour disco parties. The difference is the production in the room.

Funky Disco Party

£250

2 hours of party

A fully hosted kids party with music, dancing, party games and prizes. We run the whole party from start to finish, so parents can relax and enjoy it too.

  • Party host
  • All sound and lighting
  • Music and dancing
  • Fun party games
  • Challenges
  • Silly prizes included
  • Setup and pack-down

Glow & Laser Party

£300

2 hours of party

A more immersive party with UV lighting, lasers, music, games and a proper glow-party atmosphere. Perfect when you want the room to feel extra special.

  • Everything in the Funky Disco Party
  • UV lighting
  • Laser lighting
  • Glow-party atmosphere

Needs a suitably dark room. The UV and laser effects only work properly in a venue that can be blacked out or kept dark — if your hall is bright and cannot be darkened, the Funky Disco Party or Mobile Nightclub Experience will suit you better.

★ Most immersive

Mobile Nightclub Experience

£350

2 hours of party

Our premium kids party setup, turning your venue into a real mini nightclub with a DJ booth, big speaker system, lasers, UV lighting and premium LED scanners.

  • Pro club DJ
  • DJ booth
  • UV & lasers
  • LED scanners
  • Mirror balls
  • Bigger sound system

Additional hour — £50. Optional extra time can be added to any kids disco package at £50 per additional hour, subject to availability on the day.

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Nerf parties

Nerf battle packages

Team missions with foam blasters, barricades, goggles and unlimited ammo.

Recruit Battle Pack

£180

60 minutes · Ages 5–12

A focused hour of mini battles — ideal for younger players and shorter parties.

  • Mini battles
  • Inflatable barricades
  • Safety goggles
  • Unlimited ammo
  • Warm-up games
  • Final team battle

Battle & Boogie Party

£300

2 hours · Ages 5–16

First half Nerf battles, second half disco and games — the best of both.

  • First half Nerf, second half disco & games
  • Inflatable barricades
  • Safety goggles
  • Unlimited ammo
  • Warm-up games
  • Final team battle
★ Most popular

Mega Mayhem Battle

£300

2 hours · Ages 7–16

Our most popular Nerf party package — two hours of battles and challenges with our Giant Inflatable Tank in play.

  • Battles & challenges
  • Inflatable barricades
  • Giant Inflatable Tank
  • Safety goggles
  • Unlimited ammo
  • Warm-up games
  • Final team battle

Ultimate Battle Experience

£400

2 hours · Ages 7–16

Our biggest battlefield — the Giant Inflatable Tank plus six giant inflatables.

  • Battles & challenges
  • Giant Inflatable Tank
  • 6 giant inflatables
  • Safety goggles
  • Unlimited ammo
  • Warm-up games
  • Final team battle

Add-on: Hotdog, Popcorn & Juice Station — £50. Hotdog warmer, Popcorn bowls, 2 juice dispensers, Plates, cups and napkins, Sauces.

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School discos

School disco package

Well-organised discos for primary schools, nurseries, PTAs and fundraisers.

School Discos

£250

Schools, nurseries & PTAs

A reliable school disco DJ with party sound and lighting, games and a host who keeps every class dancing.

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Family celebrations

Christenings, communions & family parties

Disco, games and activities that come and go with the day, for 3, 4 or 5 hours.

3 Hours

£275

Family Celebration Entertainment

Disco, games and activities that ease in gently while families arrive and eat, then build as the children settle.

★ Most flexible

4 Hours

£325

Family Celebration Entertainment

Our most flexible length — the entertainment comes and goes around the meal, cake, speeches and photographs.

5 Hours

£375

Family Celebration Entertainment

For full-afternoon-into-evening celebrations, with disco, karaoke, games and activities paced across the day.

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Real parties

This is what it looks like

Children dancing with light-up foam sticks on the dance floor at a kids discoA busy LED dance floor with children and adults dancing together at a formal family partyA costumed party host with a microphone leading a game as children join in under pink lighting

FAQs

Booking and pricing questions

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